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	<title>Keith&#039;s Rants</title>
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		<title>Badass Lefties</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One of the countless evils inflicted upon us by the 1960s is the idea that people whose political ideas lean to the left are, ipso facto, grass-smoking flower children whose answer to everything is to put flowers in rifle muzzles and sing kumbaya around the wisdom tree.  It’s a concept that haunts the political discussion [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://alexrock.com/wordpress/2010/08/23/badass-lefties/</link>
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		<title>Mad Men</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One thing that I missed while I was in Iraq was TV commercials.  The magic of AFN, which allows Soldiers to catch half a Red Sox game in between missions, also allows them to enjoy television free of commercial advertising.  Like PBS, though, the military finds its own ways to waste your time* [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://alexrock.com/wordpress/2010/05/03/mad-men/</link>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you follow the news, you will have heard of the recent dispute between the United States and Israel over Israel&#8217;s plans to build more trailer parks on what everyone else in the world considers Palestinian land.  I&#8217;m not going to get into detail on the issue, except to note that as part of the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://alexrock.com/wordpress/2010/03/31/39/</link>
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		<title>Boring Story.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is a long boring story with a profound insight at the end.  Bear with me.
So, one time back in high school I was out at a movie with this girl I liked.  We were sitting in the theater talking during the ads when, after a particularly awkward pause, she came out with, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://alexrock.com/wordpress/2008/06/22/boring-story/</link>
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		<title>The O’Reilly Factor: Newspeak Edition.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Translator’s Note: One of the most popular television programs today is The O’Reilly Factor, hosted by Bill O’Reilly.  However, the complex political theories expressed by O’Reilly can often be difficult for the layman to understand.  Therefore, in an effort to improve comprehension, I have undertaken to translate a recent interview with war orphan [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://alexrock.com/wordpress/2008/06/22/the-o%e2%80%99reilly-factor-newspeak-edition/</link>
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		<title>The Worst Thing in the Entire World Ever . . . Seriously.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[DISCLAIMER
Before we begin our tour of the darkest reaches of the human soul, I have been advised by our lawyers to insist
that ladies, young children, and gentlemen of weak constitution leave the room at this time.   

INTRODUCTION
What is the worst thing?  Some would say Hell.  Others would say tartar sauce on [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://alexrock.com/wordpress/2008/05/11/the-worst-thing-in-the-entire-world-ever-seriously/</link>
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		<title>Show Me.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A couple months ago here in Missouri we had an ice storm which covered everything outside, including my car, in about a half inch of ice.  I went outside to scrape it all off, only to realize that my ice scraper was in the back of the car.  The tailgate was, of course, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://alexrock.com/wordpress/2008/04/14/show-me/</link>
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		<title>The Schindler&#8217;s List Drinking Game</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My buddy says I&#8217;m going to Hell for making this up.  Try playing it and let me know how it goes!
The Schindler’s List Drinking Game: Fun for the whole family!
Supplies needed:  One (1) copy of Schindler’s List; one (1) bottle of hard liquor or case of beer for every person playing; one (1) [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://alexrock.com/wordpress/2008/03/05/the-schindlers-list-drinking-game/</link>
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		<title>Movie Magik.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I recently read the book Amerika, by Franz Kafka.  It was pretty good, but I don’t really mean to do a book report here.  One thing that I thought while reading the book, though, was how much I wanted it made into a movie: not so much because the story is particularly compelling [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://alexrock.com/wordpress/2008/03/01/movie-magik/</link>
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		<title>Blues v. Firefly</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We here at Alexrock.com pride ourselves on asking the tough questions.  Questions like, “Who would win in a fight – Erin Esurance or Kim Possible?” and “What else could we turn into a self-propelled automaton?”  Today I’m going to attempt to answer the toughest question of all, one which may have no true [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://alexrock.com/wordpress/2007/09/24/blues-v-firefly/</link>
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