The Schindler’s List Drinking Game
My buddy says I’m going to Hell for making this up. Try playing it and let me know how it goes!
The Schindler’s List Drinking Game: Fun for the whole family!
Supplies needed: One (1) copy of Schindler’s List; one (1) bottle of hard liquor or case of beer for every person playing; one (1) stomach pump.
Rules:
Every time you witness an indictable war crime, take a drink.
Every time Oskar Schindler cheats on his wife, take a drink.
For every Jew that Schindler could have saved with what remained of his fortune, take a drink.
Every time you see someone or something colored in, take a drink.
Every time you see a scene that was edited from the TV version, take a drink.
Every time you are turned on by a sex scene, drink until that is no longer an issue.
Every time you see a human being willfully undergo unspeakable degradation in a vain effort to briefly preserve his own life, take a drink.
Every time a Nazi dies, drink a toast.
Every time you lose faith in the existence of a just God, finish your drink.
Drink heavily throughout the entire showing of Schindler’s List.