I recently captured this secret conversation with myself. Although the complete implications of this event aren't clear as of yet, it is certain that it represents a great threat if allowed to continue. More on this story as it develops.
(08:53:26 PM) Me: you're talking to yourself, you know
(08:53:33 PM) Me!: I know, it's normal
(08:53:44 PM) Me: no, no it's not
(08:53:58 PM) Me!: oh, I think it is
(08:54:09 PM) Me: well, that's because you're crazy
(08:54:17 PM) Me: and therefore don't know what you are talking about
(08:54:38 PM) Me!: seems logical
(08:54:48 PM) Me: no, you see, you can't say that, because you're crazy
(08:54:55 PM) Me!: oh....
(08:54:57 PM) Me!: that's to bad
(08:55:00 PM) Me!: well, what can I say then
(08:55:18 PM) Me: well, you could say something like ducks wear pants, but only on purple wednesdays
(08:55:38 PM) Me!: well, that sounds pretty crazy to me, are you sure you're not the one who's off their rocker
(08:55:39 PM) Me!: ?
(08:56:11 PM) Me: psh, as if, I'm not the one who leaves question marks off of their questions
(08:56:35 PM) Me!: that's not crazy though, that's just a typo
(08:56:54 PM) Me: well, that just furthers my argument, only crazy people make typos
(08:57:01 PM) Me!: uh, no
(08:57:04 PM) Me: oh, yes
(08:57:22 PM) Me!: this is going nowhere, I'm not going to talk to you anymore
(08:57:41 PM) Me: YES! That's what I've been trying to do for the last 10 minutes
(08:57:59 PM) Me!: uh, it's only been like four and a half
(08:58:15 PM) Me: what is your problem, anyways?
(08:58:22 PM) Me!: well, according to you, I'm nuts
(08:58:34 PM) Me: yes, this is true
(08:59:07 PM) Me!: no, no it's not
(08:59:17 PM) Me!: clearly you are the one who's crazy
(08:59:30 PM) Me: well, I'm you, therefore, you are crazy, since you are me
(08:59:34 PM) Me!: crap
(08:59:45 PM) Me!: alright, well, in that case, I guess I'll talk to you later
(08:59:48 PM) Me: k, bye
