I feel like I should put something here, but I have no idea what. I guess this is a start, and an end, of sorts. I keep telling people the outside is full of bears, but nobody believes me. But they will, by god, when their faces get eaten off by a grizzly. That's what they do, you know, eat faces. I once saw a man with a face that looked like an apple pie. Come to think of it, it might have been a refrigerator. Deluge is a cool word. I should use it more often. I'll deluge you in the word deluge. That's enough. You said that last time, but that didn't stop you. They claim these stream of consciousness things make you a better writer, but I think it just makes me look crazy. For example, mattresses aren't people, despite how hard they may try to convince you otherwise. Why aren't they people, you may ask? Well, mostly they have no brain, just a collection of springs, which any good scientist will tell you is only good for simple arithmetic, at best. Have you ever noticed that beast and best are like, the same word, except with different letters? Speaking of letters, did you know that graham crackers were created as a way to foster abstinence? It's true. Well, I don't know what I'm getting at, so, I think that's enough for now. And then some. Some lemons, that is.
