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“Biased?� he said “Why, he's nearly 20 dBu above line level.�
“Sir, this is a phone booth� said the telephone.
“Don't tell me what to do joey!�
“Sir, I think you'd better leave�
“It'll be a cold day in hell before I let a telephone push me around!�
“Actually, sir, I have a direct line to hell now, it seems that I am the god of hellfire, and I bring you, fire!�
And so, the phone booth burst into flames, and lo, the people rejoiced. But it was all for naught, for Steven burst out of the phone booth in a wild rage, toting a switchblade and a roasted bag of peanuts.
“I will cut you so hard, your children will bleed.� said he.
And the townspeople ran, but they could not run so far as to reach the end of the world.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the earth.
“kukukukukaw� said the penguin.
“This is just stupid, penguins now?� said the audience.
“Yes, penguins� said the author.
“No, I can't take any more of this, that's enough. Stop it.�
“One more, and then I'll be finished.�
“Well, alright, but make it short�
“What are you doing with that duck!� she bleated.
“Shut up, you stupid cow� said the farmer.
“Moo� said the cow.
And the dish ran away with the spoon.
